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If you’re looking for a cute way to show your love this Valentine’s day, NoteMaker offers some adorable options in the form of the DIY Love Stamp Set and the Hot Air Balloon Telegram. Alternatively: the romantically inclined Message Bottle (pre-rolled scrolls included). Remind your valentine that you care enough to kind of do-it-yourself, though not enough to entirely do-it-yourself. “Why would you say that?” they’ll ask. Yes, best to keep them on their toes.
- Maggie
Flight Facilities - Crave You (Adventure Club Remix)
“Thoughts on the Casey Anthony trial?”
:(

but also,

Rules are rules are rules. (TELL ME WHERE IT SAYS THAT.)
If I ever procreate, I am starting a mommy blog focused solely on counteracting the twee and joy of everyone else’s mommy blog.
I will only update it when I’m feeling overwhelmed or disgusted or unfit.
“Jillian shat on my hand today [hipstamatic photo].”
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I was mad at him for cutting the flowers — like really mad — until I noticed the one on his lapel and then I sighed because what a fucking neat and direct way to talk about growing up, Shel Silverstein.
never forget