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Ahh, one year later, back to my sparse / weird tumblr....

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 00:45:24 -0500

Ahh, one year later, back to my sparse / weird tumblr. 2013’s computer birthday art. We’ve come a long way.

it’s patrick’s birthday! i made him art.

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:25:00 -0500

it’s patrick’s birthday! i made him art.

clubhaus: If you’re looking for a cute way to show your love...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:28:09 -0500

clubhaus:

If you’re looking for a cute way to show your love this Valentine’s day, NoteMaker offers some adorable options in the form of the DIY Love Stamp Set and the Hot Air Balloon Telegram. Alternatively: the romantically inclined Message Bottle (pre-rolled scrolls included). Remind your valentine that you care enough to kind of do-it-yourself, though not enough to entirely do-it-yourself. “Why would you say that?” they’ll ask. Yes, best to keep them on their toes.

- Maggie

Photo

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:02:00 -0500

holy moly, Bear. your life

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:59:00 -0500

holy moly, Bear. your life

Preschoolers, Vaguely Heartbreaking and Wise

Fri, 01 Jul 2011 15:54:00 -0400

but also,

drinkyourjuice: If I ever procreate, I am starting a mommy blog focused solely on counteracting...

Fri, 01 Jul 2011 15:20:00 -0400

drinkyourjuice:

If I ever procreate, I am starting a mommy blog focused solely on counteracting the twee and joy of everyone else’s mommy blog.

I will only update it when I’m feeling overwhelmed or disgusted or unfit.

“Jillian shat on my hand today [instagram photo].”

never forget

Sun, 26 Jun 2011 21:50:42 -0400

never forget

Photo

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 01:05:00 -0400

come with me, let’s be dickheads

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 12:37:00 -0400

come with me, let’s be dickheads

Video

Sun, 12 Jun 2011 18:18:00 -0400

"I’ve always lived a life with a lot of quiet in it—either alone or with someone I’m in love with."

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 22:54:00 -0400

“I’ve always lived a life with a lot of quiet in it—either alone or with someone I’m in love with.”

- Jack Gilbert (via theparisreview)

"There is no way of communicating inside your head but speech. And if you can’t talk well to..."

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 22:51:00 -0400

“There is no way of communicating inside your head but speech. And if you can’t talk well to yourself, who can you talk to?”

- William Gass (via theparisreview)

Audio

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 22:32:00 -0400

get it boi

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 17:37:00 -0400

get it boi

Edith Zimmerman’s Winter Boyfriend: “Marie...

Fri, 10 Jun 2011 14:43:00 -0400

Edith Zimmerman’s Winter Boyfriend:

“Marie Claire’s Maura Kelly asks, “Should You Lock in a Winter Boyfriend?” and I don’t even want to know what she’s talking about because YES. Lock him IN. Lock, lock, lock. Who’s there? “My winter boyfriend!” … is what you’ll say when someone asks who it is you keep trapped inside your room. Ahh, anyway.

What does your winter boyfriend eat? Candy and trail mix. Where does your winter boyfriend sleep? On a little pallet made of hay. What does your winter boyfriend do all day? He sleeps, or he takes short walks around your house. What is your winter boyfriend’s name? Jib. How tall is your winter boyfriend? Four feet. Where does your winter boyfriend go to the bathroom? That’s between you and your winter boyfriend to figure out. A lot of them don’t need to go to the bathroom at all, but they can’t genetically predict or breed for that, yet. How long will your winter boyfriend live? With proper care, about 70 days. Some winter boyfriends have been known to live for as long as 100 days, and one winter boyfriend escaped from his owner at around day 60 and was spotted months later living under a bench, but he was extremely sick.”

Video

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 23:42:00 -0400

CAN I LIVE?

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 17:14:00 -0400

CAN I LIVE?

homemade noises and a few old sound clips

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 10:40:00 -0400

homemade noises and a few old sound clips

“There are 73 years to next time we will experience...

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 21:14:00 -0400

“There are 73 years to next time we will experience something like this …”